PUCK
HAPPENS.
HAPPENS.
Puck Collection · Tee
Puck Happens Tee
Front statement design. Minimal enough to wear outside the coffee corner.
Target 279 DKKPreviewBrew Uncut Merch · Drop 01
Wear the coffee damage.
Puck, coffee jokes and a few quieter Brew Uncut essentials. Made for people who care about the ritual — but not enough to take it too seriously.
Puck has opinions. Now apparently he also has a clothing line.
First collection
Drop 01: Puck happens.
A deliberately small first drop: the pieces most likely to work both as Brew Uncut merch and as standalone coffee humour.
Preview: the designs and target pricing are being prepared now. Checkout will only be enabled once print-on-demand fulfilment is connected and tested.
18 GRAMS OF
EMOTIONAL
SUPPORT
EMOTIONAL
SUPPORT
Puck Collection · Hoodie
18 Grams Hoodie
For the shot that is technically a beverage but emotionally a support system.
Target 499 DKKPreviewONE
MORE
SHOT.
MORE
SHOT.
Puck Collection · Tee
One More Shot Tee
A simple espresso line with room for a small Puck mark in the final artwork.
Target 279 DKKPreviewBAD SHOT.
GOOD DAY.
GOOD DAY.
Coffee Desk · Mug
Bad Shot Mug
A daily reminder that one ugly extraction does not need to become a personality.
Target 159 DKKPreviewBREW UNCUT
Essentials · Cap
Brew Uncut Cap
Quiet branding, embroidery-first design and no need to explain the joke.
Target 229 DKKPreviewI'M
SPENT.
SPENT.
Puck Collection · Stickers
Puck Sticker Pack
A small set built around spent-puck humour, machines, grinders and coffee chaos.
Target 59 DKKPreviewTwo directions
Funny when you want it. Clean when you don't.
The merch should work for both people who love Puck and people who just want a good-looking coffee brand on a hoodie.
Puck Collection
Coffee humour with a resident cat problem.
Character-led pieces, bolder backs, stickers and recurring lines from Puck After Dark.
Puck Happens.I'm Spent.One More Shot.18 Grams of Emotional Support.
Brew Uncut Essentials
The quieter side of the coffee bar.
Small chest marks, embroidery, neutral colours and simple Brew Uncut typography for everyday tees, hoodies and caps.
Brew Uncut.Brew. Taste. Repeat.Better coffee. Less performance.
From preview to checkout
No boxes of unsold hoodies in the garage.
The plan is print-on-demand first, so products are made when they are ordered.
1 · Final artworkLock the first 4–6 designs around Puck and Brew Uncut Essentials.
2 · Print-on-demand connectionConnect fulfilment, shipping and checkout before any product is marked as available.
3 · SamplesOrder and photograph the strongest pieces so the shop can use real Brew Uncut imagery instead of generic mockups.
4 · Drop 01 goes liveLaunch the collection from Brew Uncut stories, reels and Puck After Dark content.